Thanks for the nudge...you know who you are.
I got married last August.
I gragitated from college (with a B.S. in sociology and an emphasis in shouted-over-the-espresso-machine neo-Foucaultian miltarism).
I turned 30.
And now I work for the government. I passed a drug test and a criminal background check and everything (yeah, I know that makes me such a bore).